Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012

UR MOM GAY LOL

This word is used when you want someone to die. It is the worst phrase you can EVER say to someone. Trust me.

Jimmy: Hey bruh what’s up😎
Bobby: Hah, UR MOM GAY LOL
Jimmy: *dies of heartbreak💔*

by hahaurmom May 8, 2018

Corbin fuck his mom

There is this kid name Corbin he fucks his mom. They moved to a different house for more room to spread out. They are the absolute definition of what insects is.

Hey did you know Corbin fuck his mom

by Gustafson tx December 5, 2019

National Gay Mom Day

My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.

We have to go celebrate National Gay Mom Day so that we can appreciate Gay Mom.

by gaymomday June 20, 2020

ur mom big horny

Basically destroys anybody. In some situations it has the power of getting on the same power level level as no u
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.

Jimmy: Wanna play Minecraft ?
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk

*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*

by h0t man boy April 21, 2019

your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective

Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN

by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017

Would your mom like it?

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

by SoFat July 15, 2010