Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.

That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!

by The Iron Deuce November 3, 2011

back door insult

Ejaculating on a person's face after having anal sex.

Guy 1: did you take that girl from the bar home with you last night?

Guy 2: yea, and I gave her a back door insult!

Guy 1: oh gross dude.

by skinny bear May 17, 2014

Back-seat Chiller

<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"

Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"

by nomis1984 May 29, 2009

Back draft taco

When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.

Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!

by Jkcoughman June 23, 2017

Lives down the back.

A person who essentially has went through life unnoticed and in the background of society. Is more than likely a virgin.

What a rare looking fella!
Yeah he probably lives down the back.

by Doesn'tlivedowntheback September 27, 2017

Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

kaul back checked

When a defenceman in ice hockey is skating backwards across his own blueline, checking a forward who is enter the defensive zone and he gets and taken out of the play from behind by his own player?

Tyler was checking a a forward when out of nowhere he got kaul back checked!

by Evil Beaver December 14, 2008