hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Micro-penis

A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.

by Engine 3 February 20, 2019

penis fear

The fear of communicating with the male species simply because they may whip their penis out at any time. This may throw a woman off when a man spontaneously gets his junk out.

"Yeah she was talking to some guy in the club last night, but a real case of penis fear kicked in when he asked her if she wanted to go and see his flat"

"Dude i tried chatting her up, i think i gave her penis fear"

by Numanumayay October 13, 2013

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

penis linking

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

Penis House

When You Stick Ones Penis In A Birdhouse

My Dick is for the birds so I'll put it in a Penis House

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010