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bump that shit

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play
by MBEZ February 22, 2005
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God shit

God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!
by Fox September 4, 2008
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Shoot the Shit

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.
Paul:Hey man you wanna go to the mall
Mike:Nah man, let's just go skate and shoot the shit.
by Jew March 29, 2004
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Glass Shits

A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.
I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
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shit-kicker

1. A cowboy; called so because they muck about in manure on a fairly regular basis.
2. The manure-smelly boots such that a cowboy wears.
"That shit-kicker in my English class risks a serious ass-kicking if he doesn't stop blaring that Tim McGraw shit every morning in the parking lot."
by holydust March 10, 2005
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shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.
dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.
by natas666 October 11, 2006
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water shit

when you have the shits so bad you are essentially shitting only water.
I ate nothing but Chipotle the last three days. I've almost reached the fabled water shit.
by brown johnson November 25, 2009
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