ant moment

overthinking😭🙏

bru i just had an ant moment wth

by ohnahbrudda April 9, 2023

Schlong moment

When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.

Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!

by Tisdonym October 13, 2020

Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

Ollie Bearman Moment

saying "Sorry mate wont post it again, gl with *insert word here*👍" after someone gets mad at you, just as F3 driver Ollie Bearman did

this guy was mad at me for saying he was a bad driver and i replied sorry mate wont post it again, gl with driving👍 it was such an Ollie Bearman moment

by Tactical Teabag March 1, 2022

Wolf Moment

Whenever you have a really stupid moment; you do something that leaves another speechless with your amount of stupidity to the point where it’s considered schadenfreude

Dies in game

“I hope you have a merry Christmas you sack of turds”
“What?”
Wolf moment

by Wolf7036 August 28, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022