butt freeze

similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.

P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"

P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!

by squeakmighty July 12, 2009

butt hole

Exit-only!!!!

toilet paper is the only thing that gets near it!

by Jeremy B May 6, 2003

Up the butt

when you will get alot of something, it can be said that you will get this object "up the butt"

MMO player #1:dude, I cant find that item anywhere....
MMO player #2:o! you should definitely go check out that new quest! I was getting those things up the butt

by ughzngahz December 27, 2008

butt munch

an annoying person who never shuts up. this person is very nosey. and goes home to thier mother and tells her if he beat the smartest girl in school or not on the 'big' test. or jordan brito.

kid 1: dang. i hate algebra.
kid 2: why so glum bob?
kid 1: well sid; this kid in my algebra class is such a "butt munch."
kid 2: ah; they are the worst little suckers.

by JAM; March 30, 2009

butt-fuck

butt-fuck means for a guy to insert his dick into another guy's asshole and slowly or vigorously push it in and out until both guys have cumgasms.

Shit! Five other cadets butt-fucked me in the cadet showers this morning trying to take care of their morning wood!

by eda-skip September 15, 2022

butt seks

The cool kids (i.e. dumbasses and internet freaks) way of spelling Butt Sex. Now used by the sarcastic to make fun of people who use this term.

"lyke, omfg, in this lemon i jsut read, ther was butt seks!" - Words of an internet freak.

by toee May 23, 2006

Butt dancing

When you slap someones butt very fast during dancing. This move will be seen in every club by 2005.

I love to Butt dance with J-lo and her huge BOOOTY.

by Tha-king-of-tha-booty October 10, 2004