bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022

Sevvy baby

What chanwills0 dumbledor calls sevrus at staff meeting

Sevvy baby

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020

girder baby

A child who was conceived by, on top of, or around girders of the square variety.

Your child, good sir, is in fact a girder baby.

by Jeremy Hubbard January 12, 2012

Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

drizzle baby

when ones load travels down a women's chest or down their taint into a vaginal canal thus, impregnating a female with a drizzle baby

hey b, did you end up getting pregnant from that drizzle baby I gave you a few weeks ago

by hellbounde30 December 30, 2014

Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019