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I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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I caught this house

Meaning they got in the house fair using no tools and they own it for the night or two
I caught this house it's caught now it is mine
by Smart_ass22 June 16, 2017
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Kid That I Hate

1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.

2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.

3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!

(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
by Matt January 18, 2005
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I blame Ace

I blame Ace refers to a ChromeHounds (XBox360) squad leader who's gamertag is FullMetal Ace. Whenever something would go wrong during a mission, whether it was bad luck or someone shooting a teammate in the back, the offender would shout "I blame Ace." As time has gone by, this has moved form being reserved to a gaming platform to being used in day to day life. So any time bad luck or just bad things happen, blame Ace!
You're killed by friendly fire, the offender shouts "I blame Ace! If you girlfriend is doing your best friend, I blame Ace. If you've just been fired from your job, I blame Ace! If the midget show has been cancelled at the strip club, I blame Ace!
by Wolfsblood2012 June 18, 2009
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i am death

Liam: "Hi!"
Death: "I AM DEATH!"
Liam died...
by A.L.E.X. Initiative August 16, 2016
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Get it I guess

Nadia: I got 10 Diamonds!

Maddie: damn, that’s a lot get it I guess.
by Madiscool June 12, 2021
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i won’t be mad

#1 Lie told by parents to get their child to confess something, which they then proceed to get mad about.
“You can tell me, I won’t be mad” “So I......” “You’re grounded for fucking life!”
by Lifefuckingsucks November 19, 2017
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