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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
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No No Nut November

A challenge which you can't masturbate (aka nut) from 1/11/20__ until next year's November.

It's the no nut november challenge only set on expert difficulty.
Nutter 1: Call me whatever you want, I will do the No No Nut November challenge.
Nutter 2: If you win this, I deserve to die.
by GrekMon November 16, 2018
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empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.
I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.
by goyo April 18, 2018
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nut brush

When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth
After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.
by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018
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deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)
teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*
by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020
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Ugandan Nut

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:

"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012
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Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.
Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"
by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014
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