Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016

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Joe B Trump

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.

Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 19, 2021

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billie joe armstrong

the perfect comfort person candidate

anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.

by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021

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A series of the worst luck anyone has ever seen. Lucifer wouldn’t wish this on his worst enemies. This is the equivalent of five straight hands of 2/7 in Poker or four 9’s & one 10 in Euchre. Also equivalent to marrying a hot girl only to find out it’s your long lost sister.

Synonyms: God Awful Luck, God Hates Me Luck, Fuck My Life Luck, Probably Gonna Go Toaster Bath

Antonyms: Jacob Culpepper Luck, Great Luck, Good Fortune

I’m having the worst Joe Gace Luck ever today! Fuck!

by WheresObama November 4, 2020

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Dirty Joe Finn

When someone speaks french whilst performing oral and then shoves a baguette so far up your ass you get a yeast infection, all the while he snogs you, speaks french and uses croissants as a gag

Me: my boyfriend gave a dirty Joe Finn
Emily:I wish my boyfriend did it to me
Me:you don’t have a boyfriend

by No1_dick_sucker May 19, 2022

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