fur monkey

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

by lil miss mopar May 13, 2006

monkey mode

There is an old saying about given a room full of monkeys with typewriters and enough time, they will produce the works of Shakespeare. Or something like that. "monkey mode" draws on that imagery to describe automated testing of software that randomly punches buttons and otherwise exercises the system to see whether it will fail.

Sure, you tested the happy path, but did you do the monkey mode test?

by Medvezhonok June 2, 2013

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

monkey chump

Ignorant truck driver at the Petro on I65 in Kentucky.

He's a monkey chump

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

monkey rock

a slang term for rap/hip hop music

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.

by Poopy Pantalones January 18, 2007

Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011

Queer Monkey

Queer Monkey can be either a black gay guy or a hairy gay guy that is queer or a gay black guy who is lazy

hey last night. I wanted to go to a party and this queer monkey ruined it! he wouldn't move.

by The United States Of America September 20, 2010