Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020

Sevvy baby

What chanwills0 dumbledor calls sevrus at staff meeting

Sevvy baby

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Baby Shark

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.

My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.

by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

girder baby

A child who was conceived by, on top of, or around girders of the square variety.

Your child, good sir, is in fact a girder baby.

by Jeremy Hubbard January 12, 2012

Cougar Baby

1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman

2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.

Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?

Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby

by ValiantBert April 25, 2020

Fortnite baby

A Fortnite baby is a person who plays fortnite and gets angry at it.

“Goodnight my little Fortnite baby”
“Shut up dickhead”

by Kaiakuck July 29, 2019