Take a lean one

Go to the bathroom; take a dump.

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

by Ted Servo May 7, 2009

torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

class-one handpump

A complete wanker or dickhead. Wank = handpump, class-one = the biggest

"he thought he was really cool, but everyone else thought he was a class-one handpump"

by sean camshaft September 18, 2013

get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016

One Fish Bukkake

A fish (salmon) shown on the popular British documentary 'Natures greatest events'. The fish viewed on this show produced a huge amount of semen which surrounded fellow female salmon causing a mass bukkake, hense the 'One Fish Bukkake'

Friend 1 - Dude did you see how much cum came out that fish?

Friend 2 - Yeah thats the one fish bukkake

..........................................

Friend 1 - Dude i blew a huge load on that girls face earlier

Friend 2 - Just like the one fish bukkake

by NinjaFloydFan April 3, 2009

throw one back

means to have an alcohol beverage, to get drunk

After work Im going to throw one back.

by TCR215 December 14, 2008