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Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
by magnumdefense January 28, 2013
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The Pen's Eye View

Refers to the thought process behind an artist's creation. Every great idea starts with a pen, paper and a vision - regardless of what you drew, wrote or how long it took to write a work of art, at the end of the day, what's left on that paper is the pen's eye view.
Ken spent all day writing the lyrics to his new song. After ten hours of rewriting and correcting his work, the words on the page is what he has to show. The words are his passion and his creativity on paper. Those words are the pen's eye view.
by Hunter Terza September 20, 2011
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Texas Eye Injection

the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.
by cum aid123 April 12, 2011
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lazy brown eye

common condition. asshole has difficulty staying puckered.
after a night of hard sex carol's asshole kept giving my the lazy brown eye as I continued working her clit.

(can be treated with a slap of a good hard dildo or hand or ice cubes.)
by Macc May 10, 2006
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crossing brown eyes

"if you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person"
We were crossing brown eyes as foreplay before going in with a double ended dildo between us.
by slayerscylla January 4, 2022
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kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.
Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.
by Paulba March 3, 2012
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oozing brown eye

an oozing asshole. either shit, cum or blood.
After I past out at the blue oyster I woke up with a sore throat and an oozing brown eye.
by bagslapper June 11, 2006
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