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cock-rockin

a term used to refer to a handjob, can be considered masterbation, or getting a handjob from a girl (preferable)

derived from the fact that my friends say i used the word handjob in excess, hence i crafted a new word for the same activity
i downloaded this new porn and i was cock-rockin all night.

dude, did she suck? nah man, she just rocked cock.
by lee hamilton January 26, 2005
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cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.
"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!
by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017
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Cock Buoy

When a man is floating in water without any sort of shorts or trunks on and his cock foats vertical in the water, breaking the surface of the water, like a buoy in the ocean.
Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.
by Foster Green May 9, 2011
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cloth cock

Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
by aoken March 5, 2014
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The Tri-Cock

giving 1 guy a blowjob and 2 guys handjobs simultaneously, and alternate between the 3 of them every minute or so.
(basically a girl having a dick in her mouth and 2 dicks in her hands) while she is performing the "The Tri-Cock" she must suck the dick in her mouth and then tug on the other two in order to correctly portray the cock flapping motion of the legendary "TRI-COCK.
by Barnibee September 2, 2010
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cock-a-pella

When a guy sings acapella
Because you sing cock-a-pella.
by DetroitisforLovers March 17, 2011
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Diet Cock

a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"
"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin
by Kairoen June 10, 2018
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