When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.
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Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!
Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
by Isuldor Nagan February 6, 2021
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The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
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My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-granddaughter-in-law mug.Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
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Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.
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