When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle
*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!
by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017
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When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.
At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.
At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
"What's up with our manager lately? He's been in a bad mood. Who got him written up?"
"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
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John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
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A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
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