thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

What it do baby

A man asking a women what she can do sexually

What it do baby👅💦

by Pancakes143 September 19, 2019

call it what you want

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation

person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

by holygroundrry July 12, 2021

“Don’t know what day it is”

“Don’t know what day it is”: When in someone’s life where they aren’t productive and be at home from day to night everyday doing nothing. This happens to a lot of students during the summer, and a lot of students usually don’t know what day it is during the summer since they’re not doing anything in their lives but sitting at home.

“Don’t know what day it is”: when is someone’s life where they aren’t productive and be at home from day to night everyday doing nothing. “Bro all you do Jimmy is sit at home playing video games everyday, you should do something else productive like get a job or go out. Jimmy “you don’t know what day it is”.

by KLUTCHJACOB September 23, 2019

what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011