National save woman day

April 22! The day to stop raping and killing woman. Woman are gonna be free and never get in danger.

Unknown man: Follow me. Suck my d1ck
Woman: No. It's National save woman day! You will stop raping girls and woman.

by Poopoohadstitchedme March 20, 2021

national ibrahim appreciation day

a day where all ibrahim’s get appreciated

John :“aye bro you celebrating national ibrahim appreciation day?”
Clark: “yeah of course bro”

by starryyii August 28, 2022

NATIONAL TÓXICA/TÓXICO DAY

National Tóxica/Tóxico Day it will be settled on September 1st till September 30th so to who ever is toxic this is your month to shine

Hey guys today is national tóxica/tóxico day let’s go celebrate

by YOUR MOM♡︎ August 3, 2022

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

National Realist Bitch Day

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”

National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

by sillygoose400 August 26, 2022

National kick in the face day

Grab friend and kick them in the face

NATIONAL KICK IN THE FACE DAY

by tastephenson December 9, 2020

National Autumn Slander Day

A day where you hve to make fun of your friend autumn for literally anything

it occurs once a month on the 3rd.

person- Hey bro you look like you killed a person
person named autumn- what-?
person- yes you look like your dead
person named autumn- damn bro
person- dont worry im being mean cause its national autumn slander day!

by Noxfelldownthestairs March 2, 2022