To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017
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A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
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Get the feminine nut mug.Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?
Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!
Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!
Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!
Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!
by smarfling January 15, 2011
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Get the Half Nut mug.Person 1: Hey I got you a package
Person 2: Of what?
Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!
Person 2: -_-
Person 2: Of what?
Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!
Person 2: -_-
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016
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