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Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017
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nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.
A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017
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Sipple Nut

When you nut and it’s a combination of blood and cum.
Man 1: Hey dude your bitch drank my sipple nut last night.
Man 2: Yo WTF!
by Sipplenut March 2, 2021
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feminine nut

when your a girl and you see something beautiful are just so satisfying and you just nut
do you ever just watch those videos of people doing makeup on instagram and have a feminine nut??
by The Best Def Writter July 7, 2017
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stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.
Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!
by smarfling January 15, 2011
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Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.
OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀
by ppveryhard April 22, 2020
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Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure
Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016
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