Wet

KMJ’s wife

Person 1:Is water wet?
KMJ: My wife makes me wet
Person 1: So your wife is water? daaamn

by Summalummadingdong March 11, 2024

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017

Wet Weather silcon valley Burnin' Your Bad Move partner

A clue you give in codenames

Wet Weather silcon valley Burnin' Your Bad Move partner for infinite

by IamAnoob12 July 4, 2025

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.

Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.

by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023

Wet Tina

The act in cumming in a womans pussy.

Last night I gave your Jenny a Wet Tina.

by Jonny Lopez July 22, 2007