shoot the monkey

to take a hit off a bong

dude lets go shoot the monkey.

by Alisa and Ariel February 24, 2008

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

by seanbo May 28, 2008

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

monkey nose

When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.

Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.

by Aiden M June 26, 2006

monkey mafia

The shizzle.
Where the cool people hang out.

Watch out for Vin. He's one of those Monkey Mafia hoodlums!

by Dark Schneider November 8, 2003

smoke monkey

a stoner that smokes too much weed and tries to wrangle more people into being a smoke monkey...

"dude there's a smoke monkey after me!"

by amesdale October 16, 2008