one track mind

1. an individual who can only focus on one thing at a time

2. someone who always thinks about sex

1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?

***tom's phone vibrates

maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.

tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?

maggie: a pox on your one track mind

2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!

dan: you know what i like? sex!

by Rio de Riley September 15, 2009

Rule Number One

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.

Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!

by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009

one hitter quitter

getting knocked the fuck out wit one punch!

dont fuk wit me i got that one hitter quitter

by Raul November 13, 2003

one-inch-pinch

when your penis is one inch or shorter

omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch

by mr.p May 18, 2006

one door full

A way to say wonderful that tricks your friends. It only works when typing.

Say it out loud until you understand.

Lu: It was one door full
Ron: wtf>!BBQ?~ what';s that mean I don't understand?
Lu: Say it out loud moron
Ron: OMG! THAt's genious!!!

by rODNEHHHH August 21, 2006

One Horse Pony

A sexual position where a larger woman uses a strap-on (Horse) to peg a smaller man (the pony)

“Awh man that stripper Jaquanda brought out the One Horse Pony last night, I can’t walk”

by Joeyb December 23, 2020

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

by takethathill August 22, 2006