glad eye

poor english. also what was said on a love heart i found.

fuck knows

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008

bed room eyes

when a girl has the king of eyes you wouldnt mind waking up next to, usually with brown eyes

guy 1 - wow her eyes are so beautiful
guy2 - what color?
guy 1 - they are bed room eyes

by jerseykid34534 March 24, 2005

open your eyes

Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.

Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.

by Edgar Corral January 20, 2008

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.

I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web

"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

Ecuadorian Brown Eye

When you get punched in the eye by an Ecuadorian with a fist full of feces.

Joey was awakened with an Ecuadorian Brown Eye. Now Lucas gets his breakfast on time.

by Fr3ak5h0w November 14, 2014

dutch eye dilemma

The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants

Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery

by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015