by Dr. Cock M.D. September 29, 2010
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All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
by t0mpee January 3, 2011
Get the Cock Jealous mug.when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.
Teacher: "why are you late billy"
Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."
Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."
by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009
Get the cock spaz mug.When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.
Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013
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Get the Cock Munching mug.1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth
2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock
2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock
1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.
2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.
2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.
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I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!
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