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Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G

A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.

Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.

Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.

Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."

"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."

"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."

"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
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O G homo

the strain that you tell someone who just started smoking when they ask "what strain is this?"
If someone thinks their sick because they smoke now and they tell you that they smoked some O G homo, then you know they're a joke
ex:1 light weight: dude this is some fire. what strain is this ?
real smoker: bro this some O G homo

ex:2 light weight: dude i just coped some O G homo and my dealer grinded it up for me
real smoker: dude thats some shake
by sleeeeper July 31, 2013
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UDon-g-along

When a someone 3rd wheels on an Udon dinner date.
Is it weird if I Udon-g-along with you guys tonight?
by Ga2re2t September 14, 2019
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dwjfklbmgkfx;mb g

random: hey you!
me: what
random: you r dwjfklbmgkfx;mb g
me:bruh no u r dwjfklbmgkfx;mb g
random: no u r dwjfklbmgkfx;mb g

yeah u get the idea.
by thingythatdefinesstuff October 15, 2023
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Dirty G-train

A mystical man, who is relentless in his pursuit to fingerbash as many chicks as he can. Certain females are constantly fighting over tickets to the G-Train. Once the G-train l is knuckle deep and motorboating the shit out of them, that’s what we call a “Dirty G-train”.
“Oh wow look at me, I’ve got big tits and a gashing vagina, all I want is a ticket to score myself a Dirty G-Train”
by Vas Ytrid April 2, 2020
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G-spot rights

The right that everyone is allowed to ejaculate.
See also: Gender ejacuality
"Hay man. We have g-spot rights in this house. You're allowed to come and I'll help you if necessary."
by HeavyLillium October 29, 2019
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Full G-Flip

When you find thier the G spot and she does a full fucking backflip
Guy 1: I got her so good last night she did a Full G-Flip
Guy 2: No way bro
by willd6 February 19, 2019
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