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what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV January 24, 2009
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I forgot what the definition of this is

Kind of forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes this is a joke I really just wanna see it for some reason as an actual definition on this website.
If I forgot what the definition of this is, how the hell am I supposed to use it in a sentence?
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What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
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do what you do

if someone is mad at you for something and they dont want to have anything to do with it or you they'll tell you "do what you do". because they see how you are and plan on doing their own thing.
it's kind of along the lines of "whatever" and "you just do you, I'mma do me".

after you've been seeing this guy/girl for a while and expected them to be exclusive to you and they tell they're about to go n hang with this girl/guy they like, and it goes something like this:
"are you mad?"
-"no do what you do" (meaning yea im mad but peace out, if you're gonna pull a stunt like this, im out. have fun with you new bitch)
by binket August 15, 2009
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reap what you sow

In other words, you will harvest that which you plant. Metaphorically it means that you will obtain results in accord with the actions you take, or not.
Come in to work early and start making those sales calls or wait and start late. Either way remember, you'll reap what you sow.
by BronxLens September 14, 2009
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that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!
by cali spain January 2, 2011
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