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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
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stick nuts

Usually occurs towards the end of a hot day. Its when one's scrotum continuously sticks to the inner thigh.
I've been walkin all day. I got stick nuts going on real bad.
by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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Thrust a nut

To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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Gruzundle Nut

A collection of pubic hair, pussy juice and panty fibres building up in the cunt over time and eventually is ejected in a solid nut-like form.
My granny hasn't washed in years and thus had a bad case of gruzundle nuts in her pussy.
by Pusscunt Muffdive July 19, 2009
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vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!
by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020
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nut suace

by Mississippi WHMC June 28, 2016
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