older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022

John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020

one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.

Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013

last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

by leaf337 February 12, 2017