glad eye

poor english. also what was said on a love heart i found.

fuck knows

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008

bed room eyes

when a girl has the king of eyes you wouldnt mind waking up next to, usually with brown eyes

guy 1 - wow her eyes are so beautiful
guy2 - what color?
guy 1 - they are bed room eyes

by jerseykid34534 March 24, 2005

open your eyes

Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.

Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.

by Edgar Corral January 20, 2008

dutch eye dilemma

The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants

Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery

by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015

Ecuadorian Brown Eye

When you get punched in the eye by an Ecuadorian with a fist full of feces.

Joey was awakened with an Ecuadorian Brown Eye. Now Lucas gets his breakfast on time.

by Fr3ak5h0w November 14, 2014

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013