cake

it's a dessert, you dumbass!!

me: (eating cake) i love cake, it's so delicious!

by ghosts_are_real May 30, 2018

Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.

Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in

by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025

Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024

cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 10, 2014

Cake

Dat robust ass

Person one: Do you know Keltzy?
Person two: Like Keltzy with that cake CAAAAAKE??

by Bennettforsenate February 28, 2019