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National Adopt a pet Day

On this day you HAVE TO adopt a animal
1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet
by Bestselling October 20, 2019
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national bald filter day

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National Bald filter day
by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022
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National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits
Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits
by kinky loser May 28, 2018
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National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them
hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!
by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022
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National Stan Smith day

National Stan Smith day , is where everyone wears their Stan smith shoes to honor the amazing person and the amazing idea
Becky : Omg I love your Stan smiths

Jaquan : thanks , I got new ones for national Stan Smith day .
by Jessielocker April 16, 2019
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National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020
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National French kiss day

I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day
by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020
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