folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.

He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008

eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.

That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"

by OwDo June 10, 2022

I like yo J's

A complement you receive if you have extremely fresh shoes. You normally receive this complement if you are wearing Jordan's but it can really apply to any shoes you are wearing as long as they are extremely fresh.

Guy 1: Ay gurl I like yo J's.
Girl: What I roll good Joint's?
Guy 2: Naw, Naw, he means yo shoes, they fresh.
Girl: Ah, thanks boy.

by BB0YDANY0 March 27, 2010

i like you a lot

i rlly like u, but i’m too scared to tell you and we haven’t talked in a while :(. text me soon <3

him: “hey we haven’t talked in a while, what’s up?”
me: “i like you a lot”

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

Like Gerald loves dinner.

To greatly enjoy and probably to excess. An alternative to "Like a fat kid loves cake."

Tiger Woods loves hoes like Gerald loves dinner.

by youknowwho2010 September 8, 2010

Deep Like A Paper Cut

A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.

Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.

by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho January 1, 2012

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011