folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.

He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008

eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.

That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"

by OwDo June 10, 2022

i like you a lot

i rlly like u, but i’m too scared to tell you and we haven’t talked in a while :(. text me soon <3

him: “hey we haven’t talked in a while, what’s up?”
me: “i like you a lot”

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

Like Gerald loves dinner.

To greatly enjoy and probably to excess. An alternative to "Like a fat kid loves cake."

Tiger Woods loves hoes like Gerald loves dinner.

by youknowwho2010 September 8, 2010

I like yo J's

A complement you receive if you have extremely fresh shoes. You normally receive this complement if you are wearing Jordan's but it can really apply to any shoes you are wearing as long as they are extremely fresh.

Guy 1: Ay gurl I like yo J's.
Girl: What I roll good Joint's?
Guy 2: Naw, Naw, he means yo shoes, they fresh.
Girl: Ah, thanks boy.

by BB0YDANY0 March 27, 2010

your genus likes penis

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.

George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011