balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Ball Bounce

When a male sits down in a seat and accidentally sits on his balls. This is usually accompanied by a shouted expletive and an abrupt jump out of the seat. It happens so quick, it's as if they've bounced off of their balls.

Teacher: "Greg your late, sit down!"

Greg: "Sorry teacher....OW FUCK!"

Teacher: "Greg! Watch your...oh wait was that a ball bounce?"

Greg: "Yes ma'am...sorry."

by Jason Aldean July 26, 2014

Green Balls

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

by Colton Moore June 17, 2018

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

nazzi ball

a sport originated in america in the early 2000's. requires one bouncy ball and one or two teams of three. The sport is played in extreme conditions, for example a flight of stairs or a parade or even a rave. You hit the bouncy ball off walls and other objects with out letting it bouncy twice or leave the out of bounds area for five seconds. once good enough you can play with an opposing team that will try to deflect the bouncy ball from you, not allowing you to catch it.

I was playing nazzi ball yesterday and rhonda totaly deflected the ball and caused my team to lose the game.

Hey let's go play nazzi ball in that mosh pit!

by gooberdee73 October 25, 2009

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.

Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.

by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016