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Baby Game

Game that requires no skill but players will convince you otherwise. Examples of baby games: Bloons, Destiny, Minecraft, Roblox, Hell Let Loose, Viva Pinata, FIFA, Squad, Assassins Creed, Far Cry, etc.
xSmokeUpx: Yo my bro what game you play?
iSnipeDaily: I play Squad bro its such a good sim game that takes a ton of skill.
xSmokeUpx: Yeah right bro you keep telling yourself that, keep playing that baby game.
by DirkyJones July 7, 2021
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baby lagoon

by Ivan7oh7 August 7, 2017
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fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of
Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.
by dust mite October 3, 2021
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baby otter

when u lay on your back with your head hanging off the bed and get throat fucked
my girl loves when i baby otter her throat
by Rusty Dong May 15, 2023
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Government Baby

An adult, working-aged individual with an extensive, stable career in the public sector, specifically those in government, military, law enforcement, transportation, public office, etc., (jobs where what you mostly do is show up, follow procedure, avoid trouble and collect a paycheck) but has never worked a single day in the private sector and therefore has little to no understanding of the daily hustle of the average Joe.

This is an individual who likely does not understand project and leadership ambiguity, navigating regulatory grey-areas, unconventional problem solving, asking for forgiveness rather than permission, and bending the rules to get stuff done. This is because said skills, despite most folks utilizing these on a daily, that Government Babies never develop or hone working the Nannie-like G-jobs that tell you in which direction to take a wiz.

Government Babies tend to focus in on nominal, but obvious indicators of a situation to quickly jump to a conclusion and plan of action rather than ask insightful questions and make more informed, efficient and successful decisions.

Example: A police officer profiling the driver of a beater car in a nice neighborhood as a druggie, homeless, a burglar or lost: a Government Baby doesn't understand that not everyone works a stable job with excellent benefits offering prevailing wages allowing one to purchase a decent looking vehicle AND a nice house.
Of course the FBI shows up the Arab dudes house for posting a negative review of his ex-boss on Glassdoor while they totally ignore the White armament hoarder next door, to a Government Baby all Arabs are automatically terrorists.
by fuwad84 June 26, 2021
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catfish baby

A catfish baby is when a female fakes a pregnancy along with fake ultrasounds or an ultrasound of someone else's baby to go with the lie
I can't believe she faked a pregnancy for 9 months and had a baby shower for this catfish baby
by Xavier Darkmoon February 5, 2019
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Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.
Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020
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