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Cunt Bunt

Kicking a girl in the private area.
Dude, Sally just totally field goaled Alison! Yeah, she gave her a good cunt bunt!
by Tkss April 13, 2008
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cunt cutter

A portable minuscule device made of varying metal materials used to mutilate the female sex organ
My girl ran over my dog, so I used my cunt cutter to exact my revenge.
by Fucking Greek October 20, 2008
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Cunt Burglar

A male that sleeps with a women after snatching her from a social situation to her own bedroom... the male proceeds to leave the females humble abode for a victory escape home while she remains in a sexually satisfied sleep.

Rules:
1. The male has had to perform cunnilingus for more then ten minutes with the female.
2. The male has had to have sex with the female after cunnilingus and completely satisfied her sexual need for the evening.

If you ______ then you are not a cunt burglar.
1. are a female
2. are a pre-mature ejaculator
3. wake up the female while trying to leave
4. exchange phone numbers (at any given time)
5. repeat desired victim(s)
Bro Man: Dude, where where you last night, man? You totally missed Chappelle Show Marathon?

His Bro: Awwh, dude., I was a total cunt burglar, whoa wee!
by Jamal Crableux September 11, 2009
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cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt
Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer
by jisko August 4, 2007
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cunt to the cunt'th

another word originating in a wisconsin dells water park. Cunt to the Cunt'th is a MEGA cunt.
That skanky slut wouldn't put out; she was bein a cunt to the cunt'th
by Niki October 12, 2004
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what cunt

One of the most used sayings, well for New Zealand teens+. I don't know what other countries it has spread too, but its commonly used here.

People yell it from cars to people walking. Or basically its a comeback for an offensive comment made by another. Like "what bitch".
Man1: Hey ya mums fat
Man2: WHAT CUNT
by Supramanz April 8, 2006
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Fucking Cunt

compliment for a cuntand still being derogative
Billy: My ex-girlfriend is a cunt
Bob: If she was a Fucking Cunt then she would be worth something.
by MARK CHRISTENSEN October 23, 2007
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