chug monkey

a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.

meesh is such a fucking chug monkey. how can a woman always be as drunk and stupid as her.

by less indifference April 22, 2006

bitch monkey

Also known as the common racoon.

My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.

by spinningmia June 7, 2007

monkey nuts!

an expreesion of severe anguish

Monkey nuts!
I failed!

by Ducklord404 December 20, 2004

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

by SWSTX September 28, 2005

desk monkey

The jackass in the dorm with no friends that hangs out at the front desk irritating the dorm staff because they are working and can't walk away.

Dammit; here come's desk monkey Ned and I'm not off for another 2 hours.

by Basil Dirk July 25, 2011

cajun monkey

cajun monkey, is mostly junglistic, wherefore it only eats ripened 'winits' if no 'winits' are around from the same family, starvation occurs, hence why there aren't many around any more.

(cajun monkey)
Please hurry, mummy will die soon if we don't supply some shit.

by payney July 24, 2006

Dush monkey

A Dirty slut.

Kyle is such a dush monkey.

by poop January 24, 2003