thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Skull Baby

A baby that was rejected by baby snatchers because of a resemblance to a skull

"Ooh what a nice baby. Imma take that one home."

"Oh no Keith, that's a skull baby. Take a gander at the massive dome."
"Too right Jarred. I'll look elsewhere then."

by lorddefiance March 7, 2022

baby dick

A small penis, no character, lacks substance, unable to pleasure a woman. Known to engage in homo sexual activity and are chronic punk ass bitches who whine and cry in public.

That baby dick punk don't know how to hustle or make a woman feel like pleasure.

by anonymous February 27, 2022

clout baby

A child who is conceived and birthed for monetary gain and/or fame, is a clout baby.

"Dude, North West, is such a... clout baby!"

"I sure would love ta' knock up a Jenner and trap a clout baby ! "

by Astern November 15, 2021

Baby Bella

A common, derogatory nickname for people called Isabella. It is usually used to embarrass someone about things they did in the past. Synonymous with 'Babybel' the cheese.

"Have you heard? Baby Bella's being bullied by Athena again?"

by Anonymous cabbage April 13, 2021

Baby looseneck

A female who is highly skilled at performing oral sex.

You don't need any condoms if you're talking to baby looseneck over there. She was born on those knees

by frankreynolds December 30, 2013

Baby daddy

An unplanned relationship with an unplanned guy that had an unplanned baby with you but plans to be your forever lover.

This lesbian decided to sleep with this guy so now he’s her baby daddy .

by J Gonzaney December 4, 2017