One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.

1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."

by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009

One beer wonder

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.

by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006

Knocking one out

A northern slang term for masturbation. To play with oneself, or toss oneself off.

"I'd love to come with you, but I'm in the middle of knocking one out"

by RichieLeBon March 22, 2012

that one nagito edit

an edit of nagito komaeda that is mostly famous on tiktok by @blueakrasia (sorry if I spelled that wrong! :^ )

Friend: “Hey! Have you ever seen that one Nagito edit?”

by ashy z! November 23, 2020

rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.

I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.

by Scarey December 7, 2009

One Tweezy

One Tweezy. Said by many ebonics speaking individuals, meaning 120.

Quoted "Saturday, off da heezy fo sheezy, you can find me up in one tweezy" See: heezy and sheezy

by Sardis February 14, 2006

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013