Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008

Japs Eye Sashimi

When you take the juice of a rotten fish, inject it down your urethra and splooge it on someone's face

This girl dogged me the other night so next time we hooked up I gave her the japs eye sashimi

by Dirty Fin February 29, 2020

eyes wide open

the name for the 2nd full album of South Korean girl group TWICE, released on October 26th 2020

"have you listened to the highlight medley of eyes wide open?"
"yeah, it's great!"

by zappyknifee October 25, 2020

the brown eye tickle

during sex while the lady is on top, the man takes his finger and lightly tickles the butt hole.

Johnny: Hey Jery did ya fuck yer old lady last night?
Jery: oh yeah. I i gave her the brown eye tickle too. She LOVED it.

by ButchMagnum November 28, 2004

star lit eyes

local band from nothern virginia, who uses generic lyrics and average chords to make their music. they suck. they are wanna be emo with a gay screaming in the background. all they fans are 13 year old girls but for a good reason. in conclusion they suck

any stupid "hardcore" "rock" band that you hate is what star lit eyes sounds like.

by Brian Sucksljpenes July 22, 2006

Office Eyes Syndrome

A syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. The office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. Sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)

Joe: Hey Mary, are you ok? It looks as though you've been crying...

Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!

by skinimalinki January 12, 2011

Eye Bleach™

The act of flushing the rule 34 out of your eyes.

When you pass eye bleach to someone to clean their eyes of sin.

You should not actually put bleach in eye tho.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH"-You
Yo. What's wrong?-Friend
You got Eye Bleach™?-You
Ye. On manga site and read a r34 manga eh?-Friend
Ok. I got you.-Friend
Thanks .-You
Can you Pass The Bleach™? © Me, Myself, and I
When you pass bleach, you are cleaning your eyes.

by Pass The Eye Bleach™ November 3, 2016