thick cunt

a thick cunt, is some cunt who is thick as fuck.

people who join the army are thick cunts.

by hooper man December 18, 2007

cunt acting

Messing around in a stupid fashion in the West of Ireland can be called cunt acting. Wasting ones time on a job that's too hard for to them like fitting a window without having a concept of what the job entails. Or messing around when there's a serious job to be done. Finally when your Gaelic football coach is unhappy with the teams performance and screams from the sidelines in anger and despair for the team to stp the cunt acting

Example1 John: Where's Tommy?
Sean: Trying to fix car.
John: He hasn't a fucking clue what he's at he's only cunt acting

Example2 Person 1:Give me a hand with this will you?
Person 2: We'll be there in a minute we're trying to sell fireworks to these kids.
Person 1: Aww Lads!! Stop the fuck acting will you?! We have to be finished here by 12

Example 3 Coach:Jesus lads we're 14 points down stop the fuck acting for shite's sake

by Smoky D November 15, 2006

Cunt Face

When a girl rejects Ant Jones

Your a cunt face for rejecting a beautiful man

by antjones June 12, 2011

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 14, 2006

Cunt Crab

A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.

"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"

by gerogia desktop December 16, 2008

Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs

Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard

by finkyfoo January 17, 2010

cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.

"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"

by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008