I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.

Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.

by Intergalactic November 26, 2014

Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.

"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.

by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016

Going all jolli

Describes the state of mine when someone isn't thinking about the consequences but rather just acting out.
They're going all jolli and it ends up with a very bad outcome.

Did you hear about the the car thief? He was going all jolli and ran over 10 people before crashing.

by Wear_Underpants February 14, 2018

slow 'n' go

When, rather than come to a complete stop at a stop sign, a motorist chooses instead to slow down to something resembling a stop, then resume normal speed and continue through the intersection.

Me: That stop sign on the outskirts of town is really stupid.
Casey: Yeah, I just slow 'n' go it.

OR

"Dude, you just slow 'n' goed that stop sign in front of a cop."

by Jaeki May 24, 2009

Going into the cats arsehole

The long winded version of a story with too much detail!

“Alright love, going into the cats arsehole ent ya”

by Big in vending March 21, 2021

Going Winnie the Pooh

Wearing a shirt but no pants or underwear.

I don't like it when that old guy at my gym tries to strike up a conversation when he's going Winnie the Pooh.

by jls1979 May 23, 2013

Dont go anywhere!

Dont go anywhere, often blabbed in xbox partys with fellow folk is a term of endearment used by like minded quandingles. “Dont go anywhere” is mostly used to greet or bid farewell to your boys, but most importantly can also be used as a sentence filler.

*joins xbox party*
“Dont go anywhere!”, “hows it jammin my lad?”

by Peto7390 November 27, 2022