Diyala Double Team

An art of multi-tasking rarely seen in the western world. The Diyala Double Team is an archaic move traced back to the beginning of time, and more importantly to the mesopotamian region.

Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.

Guy1: Bro, how'd that mission go last night?

Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!

Guy1: Classic!

by Terrorist Killa April 1, 2010

nine double eight

A 9 MM Pistol that holds 16 rounds. A 9 MM Pistol with a fifteen round magazine and one round in the chamber.

Fully loaded and ready to go.

Etymology
Nine = 9 MM
Double Eight = (2 x 8) = 16 Rounds.

Pointing;
I've got a Nine Double Eight, your ass better have a vest.

by The Machine September 23, 2006

double rim job

a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes.

fred you got any orbitz sally made me give her a "double rim job" last night

by willythekid June 19, 2011

Double Decker Blumpkin

When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.

I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.

by sick mo'fo December 9, 2012

Gay Double Barrel

When two males hold their penis' together and masturbate whilst both penis' are touching the other, usually only one person has to masturbate both of them.

Male 1: Look! Johnny is masturbating himself and Bob with only one hand! He's doing a gay double barrel!

Male 2: Hot.

by Dude112233dt6t6iudtiusr6hj March 7, 2011

Double Meat Treat

The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.

The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.

by mad machine tweaker July 31, 2012

double bonus

The act of fisting a girl in the ass and the pussy at the same time. Bonus. Leaving no free hand to donkey punch you have to kick her in the back of the head. Double bonus.

AJ had Dani maxed out until he realised he was still wearing his boots. So he lifted his foot up and went for the double bonus.

by ColonelAngus November 19, 2005