Nut-Suffocaters

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"You see that fuckin' homo in those nut-suffocaters?!"

by Bump-Man December 12, 2009

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On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

by ManMemes January 16, 2019

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Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.

Tom Perez is a dumb nut

by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018

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Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

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stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.

Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!

by smarfling January 15, 2011

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