Man Fun

Fun that men can have while together

Karl can have 'man fun' with Lee

by stephen February 4, 2005

Man Toy

A toy used to please a man.

Guy: "Look at my Pocket Pussy!"

Other Guy: "Yo that's a sick ass Man Toy!"

by ManTJoy February 5, 2010

knife man

1. one fifth of PARAPMEDICS
2. can control knives with laxative abilities that makes vaginas of girl become wet
3. as a verb: to stab a bitch who can't akrite.

1. "Yo that mutherfucker has ill type rhymes, he's Knife Man"
2. "Look at Knife Man go, he hasn't even stabbed himself yet becuase he is the God of all knives bitch"
3. "Bitch, where's my beer, don't make me knife man you"

by Knife Man March 26, 2005

Man Trance

The glazed-eye look a guy gets when he sees something sexually appealing. Caused by increased levels of testosterone, and highly common in teenagers.

Pam: I hate my job at Hooters. All the men do is just stare at me.

Kim: Duh, your boobs cause a man trance on them. What did you expect from working there?

or

Randy: Do we have to go to that bar again? When those gogo boys dance, you always end up in a man trance.

Bruce: They look even better when dancing to Lady Gaga.

by Aximill March 31, 2010

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

man diet

A dump of sufficient mass to register a difference on before/after body weight measurements using standard electronic scales; greater than 0.45kg (1 lb).

Are you hungry now?
Damn right, I just had a man diet before I came out.

by manta1 June 13, 2007

Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008