massive penis

big penis, cock, dick, girls can find that horny

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

penis collidus

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

by Conn611144 October 26, 2017

Penis Girl

A woman with a giant cock, so giant infact that if she gives anal she’ll spread their asshole 7 inches.

Mourice:Hey kevin, did you hear about that nee penis girl?

Kevin: Yeah, I’m gonna ask her out tomorrow and get to second base.

by Pussybob3000 January 30, 2020

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

gaint penis

Very big penis

Wow caimyn has a gaint penis

by Caimyn November 22, 2017

penis bombed

The personal state experienced by being suddenly and greatly shocked, surprised, or alarmed in a non-life threatening manner.

Man... Sarah was totally penis bombed by that penis bomb she got sent earlier!

by HappyColour August 16, 2011

fatal penis

when you stick your erect penis inside a bottle of beer, your micropenis will suddenly transform into a fatal penis, when you stick it inside women they die on impact, and you dont have to worry about child support cuz the bitch is dead

"C'mere bitch let me stick my fatal penis inside your asshole"

by the urban prophet August 31, 2020