God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

God Damn Shit Fuck

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"

*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!

by Sproggs January 8, 2012

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018

oh my god girl

a girl that spends most of her life shopping, talking on the phone, bitching, does not know what a xbox is. usually daft,ignorant etc...

Shelbey asked me how to spell orange, she is SUCH an oh my god girl

by Na-di-ja August 2, 2008

bring down the house of god

BRING rage DOWN rage THE rage HOUSE rage OF rageGOD rage BRING rage DOWN rage HOUSE rage OF rageGOD

“I hate god”

“Then you want to bring down the house of god, yes?”

by can you feel my heart May 29, 2021

Fell In Love With God's Vagina

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

by SDHAKAB March 12, 2011

FabuGod (fab-yoo-god)

If you take every single god from every single religion, combine them and you end up with the FabuGod. The FabuGod is the true creator of the universe. The FabuGod is worshipped by people in the religion of Fabulism, which is the best religion ever. The FabuGod is able to descend down from Fabuheaven and disguise himself as a mortal, so the next person you talk to May be the FabuGod. Although many people are stupid and don't believe in Fabulism, Fabulists (Fabulism Members) are able to see the FabuGod behind his disguise, unlike the other morons who aren't a part of Fabulism who only see a man riding what looks like an invisible horse. Fabulism Members can tell the FabuGod apart from everyone else because the FabuGod is riding a pink magical unicorn that shits 2D rainbows to fly (the fabucorn) that non Fabulists cannot see.

I am the FabuGod (fab-yoo-god).

by TheFabuGod December 8, 2014