A creepy individual who is constantly propositioning for sex from a male, and uses vulgar ways to get their point across. Like Cockroaches (the bug) an advance by Cock Roach is never wanted and usually comes at a bad time or in an unexpected location.
I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!
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Get the Cock Smashing mug.unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
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2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock
2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock
1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.
2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.
2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.
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Shaquisha: Eyyo Tyrone, you got a tiny ass dick, you would surprise me if you pulled out an elephant cock.
Tyrone: "Pulls out COCK"
Shaquisha: DAYUMMMM, gimme that fat cock!
Tyrone: "Pulls out COCK"
Shaquisha: DAYUMMMM, gimme that fat cock!
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