Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

Nut-Suffocaters

Skin Tight Jeans For Men

"You see that fuckin' homo in those nut-suffocaters?!"

by Bump-Man December 12, 2009

Nut Bunch

When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.

Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!

by Floorguava August 27, 2012

Gruzundle Nut

A collection of pubic hair, pussy juice and panty fibres building up in the cunt over time and eventually is ejected in a solid nut-like form.

My granny hasn't washed in years and thus had a bad case of gruzundle nuts in her pussy.

by Pusscunt Muffdive July 19, 2009

Thrust a nut

To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.

Tom Perez is a dumb nut

by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018